Pack your swimming trunks and your sunscreen. Today we are going to have a look at how to meet girls at the beach.
In case you are living in San zwarte gay dating sites Diego, Miami, Bangkok, Melbourne or any other place on earth where the temperature is never between bloody cold and freezing, you won’t have any problems to get into the“let’s pick up chicks at the beach” mood.
Those places are packed with hot girls in tight thongs and if you have 300 warm days a year you have plenty of time to practice your beach seduction skills. How I wish I would be in a country that is warm all over the year. Unfortunately, I am in an Eastern European country in which people know how it feels to freeze to death, even though they pump dozens of bottles of vodka into their system.
Nevertheless, I began to imagine a hot summer day, while I was sitting in my chair with a blanket over my feet and the laptop on my legs. In three months the place I am currently at will be packed with half-naked girls who want to relax, have fun and lay on the beach all day long.
Instead of kicking myself in the balls for choosing the wrong time to travel, I thought it would be helpful to prepare you for the day when you can finally grill yourself in the sun until you say “hello” to brother skin cancer.
What to Avoid When Meeting Girls at the Beach
First of all, you have to know what you shouldn’t do. Wearing sunglasses and whistling while you walk like the Terminator is not the only mistake you can make.
Whenever I am in a bad mood you can just take me to the beach, give me a towel to sit on and I’ll have a hell of a lot of fun observing all the weirdos and wannabes buzzing around girls with sexy asses and small bikinis.
Hitting on girls at the beach is not the same as picking up girls at the club. Even though some beaches have bars and deejays, girls who go to the beach don’t go there because they want to get laid. They primarily go there to relax, to have a good time and to swim. Of course that doesn’t mean that the sun, the chilled atmosphere and the naked skin can’t motivate a woman to take of the tiny strap of cloth that she calls a bikini…
Getting Nervous Around Half-Naked Women
Especially when you go to places like Miami, you’ll see girls who wear thongs that are so thin that you can even see their assholes.
I will never understand why women are scared that someone sees them in underwear, while they love to present themselves in bikinis that are half the size of every string that they have in their closet. Even though I don’t understand this female logic, I won’t complain about the delicious view.
They wear sexy bikinis for the same reason as they squeeze themselves in tight ass yoga pants, even though they could wear normal sweatpants. Women want to drive guys crazy and if you are a guy who can’t handle the sight of a sexy woman whose ass crack smiles at you while you walk up to her and whose barely naked boobs wiggle up and down as soon as you talk to her, you are going to have a problem at the beach.
The last thing a woman is looking for is a guy who gets red, starts to stutter and who might even has to hide huge boner, as soon as he talks to her. That’s not very sexy.